Part thirty-two of the Twisted Wonderland “Scary Monsters ~Screaming Halloween Show~” event! This covers episodes 4-16 through 4-18 of the event story.
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Episode 4-16 – Good Evening!
Library – Entrance Hall
Man A: Man, Night Raven College is huge~ I’ve walked so much I’m hungry.
Man B: Let’s chill and eat our snacks while we wait for the projection mapping to start!
Man A: Oi, nice. My throat’s dry, let’s have a drink too.
Slurp slurp… gulp gulp
Ortho: Good evening, sirs!
Man A: Hm? Sup with you, kid. Come in costume to have fun at the school?
Man B: Good evening~ You want a snack? We’ve got potato chips, popcorn, and chocolate.
Ortho: But… eating in the library is prohibited. Look, it’s on that sign.
“No Eating Or Drinking”
Man A: I mean, it says that, but…
Man A: With this many tables and chairs it’s no prob for us to use just like one!
Man B: Right~! Actually, I’m sure the school would be happy about this effective use of space! Hahaha!
Ortho: But… won’t the “Pumpkin Knight” come after you?
Man A: “Pumpkin Knight”? What’s that.
Man B: …ah, I feel like I’ve heard of that. Movie character, isn’t it?
Ortho: Yeah! It’s the name of the sca~ry ghost in “Pumpkin Hollow”!
Ortho: Do you know “Pumpkin Hollow”!?
Man B: Uh, yeah sure!
Man B: The special effects are even cheaper than usual so it’s a super not scary kid’s tale.
Man B: It labels itself horror but it’s too comical and entirely disappointing, a third-rate movie with zero reason to watch!
Man B: …that one, right?
Man A: Lookit you! I’ve never heard of it. You like movies?
Man B: Wellll, actually… I’m pretty obsessed~? I’m a bit of a movie otaku.
Man B: Well, I haven’t actually seen the “Pumpkin Hollow” movie itself, though.
Ortho: Eh? You haven’t seen the movie?
Man B: Nah. I’ve read reviews and summaries but I don’t really want to see it.
Ortho: ……
Idia: Munching on snacks in the library. Gulping down juice. Paying zippo attention.
Idia: Ye~p. Party of Magicam monsters~
Idia: Attitude like that is hard enough to swallow but even harder to forgive is…
Idia: Calling “Pumpkin Hollow” a “third rate movie with zero reason to watch”!?
Idia: The tempo of the dialogue is good and the timing of the horror scenes is superb and it comes together to make a story that men and women of all ages can enjoy!
Idia: And it’s because of the handmade special effects that you can feel the director’s love and passion!
Idia: But reviews from shallow normies who understand nothing say there’s “no reason to watch”!
Ignihyde Student A: Like you say, dorm head! To say “I’m an otaku (lol)” talking about a movie you haven’t even seen…
Ignihyde Student A: That’s nothing but an insult to otaku!
Ignihyde Student B: Let’s show those know-it-all Magicam monsters the “Pumpkin Hollow punishment”!
Idia: Heeheehee. No need to even say it…
Idia: Gentlemen, get to your positions. It is time for our plan be executed!
Ignihyde Students A-B: Yes, sir!
Episode 4-17 – My Sadness And Spite…
Library – Entrance Hall
Ortho: …I see~ So you do know the Pumpkin Knight.
Ortho: Then mister, do you know the story? It’s a pretty famous story among enthusiasts…
Ortho: Apparently “Pumpkin Hollow” was based on a true story.
Men A-B: True story?
Ortho: Mmhmm.
Ortho: A long time ago, the poor jack o’lantern ghost became a knight…
Ortho: And there was an incident where he turned everyone enjoying snacks into pumpkins!
Ortho: I’m sure the ghost was envious of food since he was never eaten himself.
Ortho: And the place where that scary pumpkin knight appeared… was here on Sage’s Island!
Ortho: Those people were able to beat the pumpkin knight, and apparently they buried him beneath this very library.
Ortho: That’s why food and drink are “prohibited” in the library. If the pumpkin knight sees anyone enjoying snacks he’ll get mad.
Man A: Ah ha ha! You believe that story~!? You’re super cute, kid.
Man B: A jack o’lantern ghost, turning people into pumpkins…
Man B: Unbelievable~! S’all good!
Munch munch… gulp gulp
Ortho: I wonder… oh!
Ortho: Hey! Did you hear that weird noise?
Man A: Eh?
Clunk… clunk…
Man B: Yeah… some weird clunky noise. Like metal hitting against itself.
Clunk… clunk…
Man A: Is it getting closer?
Clunk… clunk…
???: “A pumpkin is a pumpkin but what do you call a pumpkin you can’t eat?”
Idia: “…the answer is me! The sad monster, Pumpkin Knight!”
Men A-B: UWAH!?
Man A: W-what’s this dude!? He just appeared out of the darkness… armor…?
Ortho: Uwah——-! The Pumpkin Knight is here——-!!!
Man A: …pumpkin knight? This guy? Oi, you serious?
Man B: I said I haven’t seen the actual movie so I have no idea…
Ortho: Don’t just stand there, misters, we have to run!
Ortho: If we don’t… the Pumpkin Knight will start his revenge!
Idia: “IT’S TOO LATE!!!!!”
Idia: “Kuhahahaha… sinful humans. Meeting the Pumpkin Knight is your bad luck.”
Idia: “My sadness and spite at being left to sorrowfully rot away… I will make you taste it!”
Man A: Wh, the library’s on fire! Isn’t that bad!?
Man B: What’s with these pale flames!?
Idia: “They’re the flames of hell… I’ll turn you to pumpkin pie and then throw you away uneaten!”
Idia: “Crawl and gather, vines of darkness! Capture those humans!”
Man A: V-vines are coming out of the walls to attack us!
Ortho: Uwaah, help me! The vines are tangled around my legs!
Ortho: I’m going to get carried away—–!
Draaaag…
Man B: S-shit! Kid got caught by the ivy!
Man A: Calm down! This’s gotta be a prank by the students to get us to move.
Man A: They’re gonna catch us and figure out who we are!
Idia: “Gh! To fight back against the great Pumpkin Knight, such impudent humans…”
Clunk clunk
Man A: Aight, we can hit it. Let’s throw down!
Idia: “Ghh!”
Bam!
Man B: Alright! Before he gets back up, let’s get that helmet off and see who’s actually inside for ourselves!
Man A: Allllright! Helmet, off……?
Man A: …eh?
Man B: H-head… inside…
Men A-B: Not there!!!??
Idia: ……
Clunk… clunk…
Man B: Eh. T-that noise… From when the pumpkin knight first appeared…
Man A: It’s the armor!?
Clunk… clunk…
Idia: “Foolish humans… You are lifeforms lower than plants…”
Clunk… clunk…
Idia: “Disappear with the dew of the pumpkin fields!”
Man B: P-p-p… there’s a ton of pumpkin knights!
Idia: “We will settle our grudge. Humans will… face the wrath of Halloween!”
Gao!
Men A-B: Gya—-!!!
Episode 4-18 – It Was The Best~!
Library – Entrance Hall
Man A: We’re gonna be pumpkins—-!
Man B: We won’t eat or drink where we’re not supposed to anymore! Forgive us—!!
Step step step step
Idia: Haa ha ha ha ha!!
Idia: Crying “s a v e u s ~”. For what they called a kids channel villain, they sure were begging for their lives.
Idia: And of course the famous scene where the Pumpkin Knight’s helmet is taken off and there’s nothing inside…
Idia: And then many new Pumpkin Knights borne of the seeds of the buried Pumpkin Knight once again targeting humans…
Idia: If you’d seen “Pumpkin Hollow 2” you’d have known immediately!
Idia: But instead you were all surprised by it. This is why you shouldn’t talk about things you haven’t seen.
Ignihyde Students A-B: Yeah yeah. You’re so right!
Idia: Heeheehee, pretty refreshing! Did you see? Ortho.
Ortho: Yeah! Their crying faces were very interesting.
Ortho: And using the Pumpkin Knight robot’s speaker to converse at first…
Ortho: The Magicam monsters were not expecting that at all.
Ignihyde Student A: It’s because we all made those Pumpkin Knight robots together!
Ignihyde Student B: And the flames of hell and moving vines with the projection mapping “change”…
Ignihyde Student B: The Ignihyde students all banded together and powered through making them in a single day!
Idia: Yeah yeah. And it was all so realistic, it was the best~!
Idia: …doing all of the robo and projection mapping myself would’ve been impossible, anyways…
Idia: Everyone… good work.
Ignihyde Students A-B: Yeah!
Idia: Sigh…… I did have to talk a lot today.
Idia: It wasn’t hardly a confrontation but dealing with extroverts tires me out anyways…
Ortho: Eh… n-nii-san?
Ortho: You’re not going to say “I’m tired and going back to my room”, are…
Idia: Heeheehee. As if! Halloween only comes once a year, right?
Idia: Getting this far has just been such a pain.
Idia: So until the end… I will spread the magnificence of “Pumpkin Hollow”!
Idia: Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
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