Part thirty-one of the “Scary Monsters ~Screaming Halloween Show” event! This covers episodes 4-13 through 4-15 of the event story.
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Episode 4-13 – Punishment Is Essential
Mirror Chamber
Man A: So this is the “Mirror Chamber”. More like normal mirrors than I thought.
Dark Mirror: ……………
Woman B: But the whole “Mirror Chamber” atmosphere is pretty mysterious, isn’t it?
Woman B: The only time all year that outsiders to the school are allowed in here is during Halloween like now!
Woman B: Ah, there are photography prohibited signs…
Woman B: But this is an unmissable photo chance, isn’t it?
Man A: And there’s no one here, so we’re not causing anyone any trouble. S’fine to take one!
Woman B: That’s true. Let’s take it!
Flash! Flash!
Vil: They’ve started filming in the Mirror Chamber. Too bad. There don’t seem to be any “treasured guests” here.
Vil: “Magicam monsters”, paparazzi… those who take pictures without permission simply lack decency.
Vil: Just to create stories about other people whose business they have no part in.
Rook: Taking pictures. That act in itself is splendid. Capturing the beauty of a moment for eternity.
Rook: I fully understand the feeling of wishing to collect beautiful scenes. But breaking rules is not a beautiful act.
Epel: Aah! Those two are getting their hands all over the “door”! Are they trying to wrench it open!?
Epel: The Dark Mirror is the important “door” that guides the selected students’ souls. So it won’t open without the special key.
Epel: The headmaster said that, but…
Vil: Strict punishment is essential for bad children who don’t follow the rules.
Vil: Rook, Epel. You are prepared?
Rook-Epel: Oui! / Yes!
Step step…
Man A: !!
Man A: H-hey, look at that…!
Woman B: W-what… wait, Vil Schoenheit!?
Man A: I heard he was a Night Raven College student… to actually be able to meet him!
Woman B: We might never get another chance to be this close to Vil again… we’ve gotta get a picture.
Man A: But pictures are prohibited so he might get mad if he finds us. Let’s just snap a secret pic from behind the mirror!
Woman B: Okay~
Flash! Flash!
Man A: Ah, someone came in after Vil.
Woman B: Wah, he’s so cute…! I’ve never seen him online or on TV but… maybe in a magazine?
Man A: I dunno, but let’s get a pic!
Man A: You don’t see that kind of mysterious pretty boy every day!
Woman B: Maybe we’ve found the next generation of idols!?
Woman B: #vilencounter #1in1000yearprettyboyappears kinda tags, this’ll definitely go viral!
Epel: Vil-san.
Vil: Ah, Epel. Have you made arrangements for dinner?
Epel: Yes, I’ve prepared some in the finest condition. …now, “you”! Come here!
Episode 4-14 – Now, Let Us Enjoy
Mirror Chamber
Vil: Ah, Epel. Have you made arrangements for dinner?
Epel: Yes, I’ve prepared some in the finest condition. …now, “you”! Come here!
Ping!
Pomefiore Student A: W-what’s happening!? My feet are moving by themselves…!
Pomefiore Student B: Dorm Head Vil, what in the world is going on!?
Vil: Fufufu… it has been quite some time. Finally ripe enough to eat.
Pomefiore Student A: Ripe enough… what do you mean, Vil-senpai!?
Vil: You’ve always wanted to know the secret to my beauty, have you not?
Vil: Piteous dinner, as a final gift I will tell you.
Vil: The secret to my beauty is not expensive makeup or living a regimented life…
Vil: It’s sucking away “human lifeforce”.
Pomefiore Student B: W-WHAT~~!?
Vil: And lifeforce from unhealthy humans simply won’t do. Lifeforce from young, healthy humans is best.
Vil: Dining upon that is how I’ve been able to keep my youth and beauty for many hundreds of years.
Pomefiore Student A: M-m… monster!
Vil: Fufu… your frightened faces just excite me. But you’re wrong. I am no mere monster.
Vil: I am a monster among monsters…
Vil: A vampire!
Man A-Woman B: !!!??
Man A: W-what… is all this!?
Woman B: I-I don’t know. But like. Vampires are imaginary, aren’t they…?
Pomefiore Student B: Then the reason our dorm head has instructed us on how to live a regimented life with a healthy diet and all is so…!
Pomefiore Student A-B: He can… eat us!?
Vil: Right now your blood is smooth. Your bodies primed. Perfectly ripe.
Vil: Now, let us enjoy. Epel.
Epel: Yes. Thank you for this meal.
Epel: CRUNCH!!!!
Pomefiore Student A: UWAH—!
Man A-Woman B: Eh!?
Man A: Did he just bite that kid’s neck… like he was just gnawing meat off a bone!?
Woman B: W-what is going on…!?
Vil: Sigh… Epel, we must teach you some table manners.
Vil: I will show you how, so please remember the proper procedure. This is how you should take your meals.
Vil: Bite
Pomefiore Student B: Gh!
Vil: …gulp, gulp
Woman B: Wait, hold on, Vil just bit one too!?
Man A: H-he said they were sucking lifeforce but like, for real…?
Pomefiore Student B: U-ugh… I can’t…
Pomefiore Student B: To have my life ended here, attacked by a monster… what a tragedy… urgh!
Man A: Eh, no way… that kid totally passed out!
Woman B: S-so… then maybe Vil and… both of them are…
Man A-Woman B: Real vampires!?
Vil: Now, Epel. Eat a little more elegantly this time?
Epel: Yes. Vil-san. Bite!
Pomefiore Student A: N-no… stop… gh!
Man A: Aah! That other student collapsed too!
Vil: That was a better meal than last time. In order to maintain our beauty, we must have human lifeforce.
Vil: From now on, you must keep those manners. Understood?
Epel: Thank you, dorm head… no. My master, Vil-sama.
Man A: No way… so the secret to Vil’s beauty was human lifeforce.
Woman B: W-we gotta get outta here. If they find us, they might suck away our lifeforce too…!
Rook: Oh? Trying to escape from food storage, what bad children.
Man A-Woman B: Eek!
Rook: Oh my, excuse me. You are visitors, I see.
Rook: But now that you know Vil’s secret… we cannot simply let you go home, can we?
Man A: P-please let us go!
Woman B: We won’t tell a soul!
???: That simply will not do.
Man A-Woman B: Vil…!
Vil: Whatever shall we do. Usually we are more careful with our feeding, but…
Epel: Sometimes junk food is good too, Vil-sama.
Vil: Epel. Are you still hungry?
Epel: Ehehe… actually…
Vil: My my. But it is true. Sometimes a day to eat something besides the usual can be good.
Vil: Be grateful that you will become fuel for my beauty!
Epel: We’re gonna suck you dry!
Epel-Vil: BOO!
[battle]
Episode 4-15 – Beautiful Vampire
Mirror Chamber
Man A: E-eeek—! I don’t wanna be sucked dry~~~!
Woman B: To think that Vil is a real vampire! We’ll delete all the photos! We’ll never take secret pics again, forgive us!
Step step step step… clang
Epel: Those Magicam monsters sure flew outta here.
Vil: …now. You two can get up again.
Pomefiore Student A: Dorm head, how was our performance?
Pomefiore Student B: To invoke the true feeling, I actually stopped breathing during the scene where I was making the pained face.
Rook: Tres bien! My hands were clammy with sweat, it was such a realistic performance. It is really quite a shame that there was no audience besides myself.
Rook: If that had been a performance in a grand theatre you would no doubt be getting thunderous applause now!
Pomefiore Student A-B: Vice dorm head…!
Vil: Rook, don’t say that for such perfunctory acting.
Vil: Even for pitiful sacrifices, your lines and movements were performed too deliberately.
Vil: This isn’t theatre, so you need to plan to act a little more naturally.
Pomefiore Student A: A-apologies… dorm head.
Pomefiore Student B: The honor of acting alongside our dorm head may have made us a bit too enthusiastic.
Epel: We successfully repelled the Magicam monsters, so you don’t need to say so much…
Vil: Well, that is true. I suppose for some rough off-the-cuff improvisation, you did quite well.
Epel: But… is this really alright? Having Vil-san himself chase them off like that.
Vil: Of course. Actually, I feel quite refreshed. Those types have given me trouble many times over the years.
Vil: Really, taking flashy pictures of me without permission…
Epel: Um… not that.
Epel: Now the rumor that you’re a vampire will spread…
Rook: Fufufu. Monsieur crabapple! You are so very kind.
Rook: You are worried about the impact on Vil’s work, yes?
Rook: But there is no need to worry. We have already taken measures!
Rook: Look here. These are the pictures that come up when you search “#beautifulvampire” on Magicam.
Epel: Uwah, all those pictures…! And everything in the tag is pictures of Vil-san!
Epel: And he’s looking at the camera and posed in every one… all pictures that would be impossible to get if you were hiding.
Epel: But what do you mean by measures…?
Pomefiore Student B: Us Pomefiore students took a bunch of pictures of the dorm head and uploaded them to Magicam with that tag.
Pomefiore Student A: There are about 300 altogether? And all of them have any number of likes!
Rook: Thanks to all of their hard work, Vil’s vampire costume is extremely popular on Magicam.
Rook: Even if you were to try and spread “Vil Schoenheit is a real vampire!” now…
Rook: You’d just get “I know!” as the reply and that would be the end of it.
Vil: And thanks to that “#beautifulvampire” tag going trending
Vil: I have already received many requests for next year’s Halloween event costume.
Vil: I will be shaping both this year and next year in my image, of course.
Epel: T-that’s good… I guess?
Vil: Hmph. I suppose those Magicam monsters have been a bit useful in the end.
Vil: Good work today, everyone. This may only be the beginning of our time acting as real vampires, but…
Vil: For my Pomefiore vampires, staying up any later is forbidden. Let us go get our beauty sleep.
Vil: Then we can have the best party tomorrow.
Vil: Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
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